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How to escape a Croc attack with just a small stick . . .

Postby DEEP DIVER » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:32 pm

DARWIN POST (Last Tuesday ), Woman saves herself in Crocodile attack
using a small Walking Stick .
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave,
cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator.

Here is her story in her own words:
"While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house
in Darwin, with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing our property
settlement, kids and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a
5 metre Crocodile which suddenly emerged from the murky water and
began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.

The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she
was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little $5.00 (Reject shop) walking stick with me, I
would not be here today!
Just one hard whack to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it
took....The' Croc got him easily and I was able to escape by just
walking away at a brisk pace.

The amount I saved in divorce lawyer’s fees was really incredible !”
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.

Barry the old goat!!!!

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