The Perks of Being Over 50

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Jon S
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The Perks of Being Over 50

Postby Jon S » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:09 pm

While sorting through some files on my PC I found this and thought I might share it with you good folks. :grin:

• Kidnappers aren’t interested in you
• In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first
• No one expects you to run - anywhere
• People call you at 9:00 pm and ask, “ Did I wake you??”
• People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
• There is nothing left to learn the hard way
• Things you buy won’t wear out
• You can eat supper at 4:00 pm
• You can live without sex but not your glasses
• You get in to heated arguments about pension plans
• You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge
• You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks in to the room
• You sing along with elevator music
• Your eyes can’t get much worse
• Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off
• Your joints are far more accurate meteorologist than the national weather service
• Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either
• Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size
• You can’t remember who sent you this
• And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience

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Re: The Perks of Being Over 50

Postby Galactic Greyhound » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:06 pm

:lol: It gets even better at 70 if you keep your sense of humour!
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Re: The Perks of Being Over 50

Postby Jockboxer » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:52 am

They may may take my freedom but they'll NEVER take my bus pass! :grin:

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Re: The Perks of Being Over 50

Postby c13pep » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:46 am

They turned sneaky for us and took the buses away instead
The saying `the older I get the better I was ` springs to mind now I`m over 70
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Re: The Perks of Being Over 50

Postby Bill Smithson » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:26 pm

At 80 and over the challenge is, which tablets have I taken today ?
Have I got a clinic appointment today or was it yesterday ?
What day is it today anyway ?

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Re: The Perks of Being Over 50

Postby Mjolinor » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:31 pm

At 80 and over the challenge is, which tablets have I taken today ?
Have I got a clinic appointment today or was it yesterday ?
What day is it today anyway ?
Gese, I got there at 60. :(

As far as I can remember anyway.


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