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Typical . . .

Postby DEEP DIVER » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:05 pm

Text message sent from a guy to his wife;

I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and did some tests and took some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it did not cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, I have a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."

Wife’s Reply;

Who's Paula?
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Blue belt in Serious tea drinking.

Barry the old goat!!!!
1985 R80ST being rebuilt #-o
1985 R80RT Touring dream sold
2 Harley sportsters being rebuilt #-o
And a VW trike so I don't fall off :shock:

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