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Distraction tactic . . .

Postby DEEP DIVER » Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:00 pm

A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house; she approaches him in a most provocative manner.

"Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" she asks in a soft sweet voice.

Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies, "No."

Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty pound note.

Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" Intrigued he answers "Uh, no."

She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty pound note.

"Now" she says as she leans down and whispers "Have you ever seen £20,000 all crumpled up?"

Totally confused and excited he stammers "No-o-o-o-o."………."Well" she whispers in his ear, "go look in the drive..."
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