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New Teeth . . .

Postby DEEP DIVER » Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:05 pm

The Vicar goes to the dentist to get a new set of false teeth.

For the first Sunday Sermon after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

On the second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

But....the following Sunday, he's talking for ages.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit after an hour and a half, and they
asked him what had happened to cause that.

The Pastor explained that the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for
more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much again to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But, on the third Sunday . . . he put his wife's teeth in by mistake.
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
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