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Irish compassion

Postby DEEP DIVER » Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:15 pm

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to New York, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following announcement, in her lovely Irish brogue:

“Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, only 40 meals.
I can only apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.”

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,

Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.”

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:

"Er . . . If anyone is hungry, we have 40 dinners available”
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Blue belt in Serious tea drinking.

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